Jellyfish Phobia

Large athletic looking guy with a deep gruff voice says to another similar guy:

"Think about it, jellyfish are so weird. They just float there like this (flails arms around) and they just, they just fuck you up you know? Jellyfish are really scary."

[story ensues]

"And then I just ended up looking like a stupid American tourist wearing a speedo, climbing these rocks so I could avoid the jellyfish."

Enzymes

I heard two girls squealing in my Chem recitation. They look like your typical girlie girls, dressed really well, hair in place, that whole thing. I thought it was just your normal "OMFG I GOT ASKED OUT by ____" conversation. But....then I overheard

"And now we're working on an enzyme to catalyze Diels-Alder reaction!"

SQUEEEE

....

Please Know Your Friends' Names

"Mary this is Jeff, whom I met during NSO"

"Umm...I'm George, we met at [name of summer pre-frosh program]"

"Oh. Right."

[Ensue awkward silence here]

"I'm Jane, remember?"

(Dining Hall Entertainment)

On a chocolate-y note, I would love to go on this cruise.

Only Children

Room with 6 people

Girl 1: "My motto is: I will never marry an only child. They're so weird and they don't have big families. You know what I mean? Plus, it shouldn't be too hard, there aren't too many of them anyway."

Girl 2: "I'm an only child."

Girl 1: "You are?"

Guy 1: "Yeah, I am too."

Guy 2: "Me too."

4/6 (I am too, but I wasn't in this conversation)

2/2 Guys.

Oh...well look like you're search is going to be a bit harder than you thought.

In celebration of National Cupcake Day, here's a chocolate cupcake recipe!

Drama-Free

Currently, for the first time in a very long time, my life is drama-free.

I know it cannot stay this way, for sometimes I feel that I live in a romantic comedy. Needless to say, this may only be my own perception, albeit a very amusing one. And when it comes down to it, perhaps dramatic flurries are best expressed once and left alone.

Inhalable chocolate, quite interesting....and life saving I guess.